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WE'LL HELP YOU TAME

that
crazy-ass storm

 

ON YOUR FACE

Beard Care for Bad-Asses,
and other Asses too.

If you enjoy high-quality beard products poorly photoshopped onto AI backgrounds, this shop is for you!

With a simple, but effective combination of base carrier oils

Jojoba Oil

Antibacterial,
anti-inflammatory,
and full of antioxidants

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Castor Oil

An age-old trick to moisturize and strengthen hair

Moringa Oil

Loaded with Omegas, Fatty Acids, Vitamins, and other nutrients to promote growth and shine

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Available in 6 Sexy Scents

California Cowboy

Citrus, Tobacco, and Wood
Smooth like a cigarette, but smells way better.

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Forest Moon

Eucalyptus, Mint,  Wood

Freeze your ass off with this otherworldly blend.

Don't sue me, this has nothing to do with those movies.

Florida Man

A hard-rockin' Citrus Blend that kicks like a mule, and might have a paternity suit or two going.

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Stormy Morning

Grapefruit and Clove

Wake up with this sunrise scent

Sacred Rite

A sexy, bewitching blend of
Sage, Tobacco & Cedar sure to put you in a trance. 

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One signifcantly easier to get out of 

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Crocodile Hunter

Crikey! This blend of Sage and Eucalyptus will kick your arse

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