Have a squizz at this, ya cunt! (It's ok - We can say that because we're saying it in an Aussie accent.)
Did you get kicked in the face by a kangaroo? Or is your beard just out of control?
No seriously, that thing is as dry as the Outback. You need an oil that can make you as calm as a Koala. You need an oil that will charm the snakes on your face. You need Crocodile Hunter Beard Oil.
A perfect balance of Sage and Eucalyptus will leave you on a good wicket and ready to be flat out like a lizard drinking. And what's even better, you won't ever need to Google Aussie slang again after reading this!
One whiff of Crocodile Hunter Beard Oil will have you saying "Crikey!"
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Our beard oils all start the same way - an unscented and unbeatable combo of Jojoba, Castor, and Moringa oils. These oils will condition, soften, and revitalize your beard and the skin underneath, preventing frizz, dryness, and the dreaded beard itch. It can also reduce or eliminate dry skin so you won't get any of those pesky and embarrassing flakes.
Jojoba Oil - Packed with Vitamin E, this oil is anti-inflammatory, anti-bacterial, and is packed with antioxidants. The Vitamin B, Vitamin E, and Fatty Acids restore and invigorate your skin and prevent moisture loss, while the arachidonic and other fatty acids promotes hair strengthening and growth.
Castor Oil - This oil is packed with ricinoleic acid, an anti-inflammatory fatty acid that rocks some amazing antimicrobial and antioxidant properties. It is jam-packed full of moisture to keep your skin soft, and your beard looking shiny and healthy. This miracle oil can also repair and reverse hair and follicle damage.
Moringa Oil - Made from trees that grow in the Himalayas, Moringa Oil is chock full of fatty acids, nutrients, and antioxidants that will moisturize, protect, and revitalize your beard and the skin underneath. It's loaded with Omega-3's which promote hair growth and strength.
Look less like a shabby vagrant and more like a vivacious millionaire, with Pacific Grim!
