Orange you glad we’ve conjured up the ultimate citrus scent? (*Dodges a flying beer bottle)
Hop in your pickup and grab your favourite 12 gauge! This blend, bursting with Grapefruit, Lime, Lemon, and Sweet Orange oil, won't judge you for trying to high-five a gator. In fact, it'll make you look and smell great while doing it.
This refreshing concoction will peel away your worries and leave you feeling freshly squeezed and ready to tackle the day. Even if you're trying to shoot down a hurricane, or break into prison to hang out with your buds.
Warning: Florida Man Beard Oil might make your sister want to kiss you. Or your uncle. These are unintended side effects, we assure you.
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Our beard oils all start the same way - an unscented and unbeatable combo of Jojoba, Castor, and Moringa oils. These oils will condition, soften, and revitalize your beard and the skin underneath, preventing frizz, dryness, and the dreaded beard itch. It can also reduce or eliminate dry skin so you won't get any of those pesky and embarrassing flakes.
Jojoba Oil - Packed with Vitamin E, this oil is anti-inflammatory, anti-bacterial, and is packed with antioxidants. The Vitamin B, Vitamin E, and Fatty Acids restore and invigorate your skin and prevent moisture loss, while the arachidonic and other fatty acids promotes hair strengthening and growth.
Castor Oil - This oil is packed with ricinoleic acid, an anti-inflammatory fatty acid that rocks some amazing antimicrobial and antioxidant properties. It is jam-packed full of moisture to keep your skin soft, and your beard looking shiny and healthy. This miracle oil can also repair and reverse hair and follicle damage.
Moringa Oil - Made from trees that grow in the Himalayas, Moringa Oil is chock full of fatty acids, nutrients, and antioxidants that will moisturize, protect, and revitalize your beard and the skin underneath. It's loaded with Omega-3's which promote hair growth and strength.
Look less like a shabby vagrant and more like a vivacious millionaire, with Pacific Grim!
